What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Ah so!”

Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

Moonraker

Octopussy

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Dr No

A View to a Kill

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die